Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The adults are the big ones right?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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