The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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