handjob tips. give me some.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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