Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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