I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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