i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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