I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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