would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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