I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I know her cup size but not her name....
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