he shaved USA in his pubs
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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