Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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