The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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