I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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