Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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