So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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