So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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