His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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