4 words: hood of his car
it's like iHOP with fire
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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