We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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