yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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