So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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