So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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