i just made my gag reflex go away.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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