I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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