I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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