to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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