My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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