I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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