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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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