PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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