I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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