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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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