Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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