Duck Duck Cougar?
false alarm. still invincible.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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