We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Randomize
