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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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