just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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