My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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