Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
