I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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