i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I love having hate sex.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
