Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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