The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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