ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Randomize
