No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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