i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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