It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Randomize
