went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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