how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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