You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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